paris666hilton:

Half psychotic

sick hypnotic

got my blueprint

it’s symphonic.

Half psychotic

sick hypnotic

got my blueprint

electronic.

celebsthatcopymadonna:

Maraca & the Diamonds is not only an ironic popstar, she is also a major copycat. During her 'Pop Music Is Stupid, Except Mine Tour' she sarcastically copied Madonna’s iconic 'Virgin Tour' outfit because, according to Martina, pop music is extremely boring so she had to steal from The Queen in order to make things a little more ironic and interesting. So just remember that Madonνα θα είναι πάντα η βασίλισσα της ποπ μουσικής, σκύλα. Πάνε φάε μουχλιασμένο μουσσακά. Την τελευταία φορά που ελεξα, όλη η ποπ μουσική ήταν ποπ, δεν μας ενδιαφέρει εσύ τι νομίζεις, χαζο-μουνί. Γιαυτό εσύ αντέγραψες την καταπληκτική και αστραφτερή Μαντόνα; Μαραμένη πουτάνα, δεν μπορείς ούτε καν πέντε ευρώ να μαζέψεις από το να πουλάς τυρί φέτα!

cuntyspice:

omgzayn:

arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction 

Did L*uis die? My condolences.

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
sideshowknob:

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TAKE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE SINGLE. THEY’RE SINGLE FOR A REASON, TAKE IT FROM ME, A CONVICTED WOMAN BEATER. TAKE MY ADVICE. DOESNT THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

sideshowknob:

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU TAKE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE FROM. ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE SINGLE. THEY’RE SINGLE FOR A REASON, TAKE IT FROM ME, A CONVICTED WOMAN BEATER. TAKE MY ADVICE. DOESNT THAT SEEM LIKE A GOOD IDEA.

hardcoregurlz:

Dascha Polanco

hardcoregurlz:

Dascha Polanco

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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sirprongs:

I just want to clarify that I don’t love One Direction by choice